Russian Tumblr Troll Trading Cards

ghastly-h-crackers:

We should create Russian Tumblr Troll Trading Cards we get issued depending on which of the 84 trolls we get in our email notification from Tumblr. It’ll be like when we were kids standing in a circle on the playground flipping through a deck of hockey cards saying, “Got it, got it, got it, need it, need it, got it, got it, got it, got it, need it, need it OH!!!! NEED IT! NEED IT!!! I’ll give you two “weproudto2black” for your “mooseblogtimes”.”

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bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

shysweetthing:

imhellafit-personal:

sailed-0ut:

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

(Don’t give me $599.99)

That’s not the right IRS rule.

$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.

The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is gifted rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99–more than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and there’s no taxation or reporting requirement.

If we’re choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits, give these people $13,999.99. 

Go. Do it.

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Please just help me pay for college. ;(